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More on Paradoxical Prophets The Paranoid Prophets' Corner Philosophical Prophet Probs The Philosophy of Prophets Join the Paranoid Prophet SquadQ: Why do prophets always seem to be right about everything?
A: Because they have a direct hotline to the Divine, duh!
Q: But what about when they're wrong?
A: Oh, that's just a minor detail. They're visionaries, not fact-checkers!